I'm sure that you are all wondering about the nature of the title of this post. I would be too, if I didn't already know what it was about.
You see, the other day, I had a really creepy dream. A--dare I say it-- creepy pasta dream! *badoom-tish!*
During this dream, I was being pursued by a really creepy monster made of lasagna. I know it sounds silly, and I can laugh about it now, but you didn't see what it looked like. It was really creepy. Ugh. I still get a bad feeling just thinking about it, so to spare you the horror, I'm not going to describe it. You're welcome.
So, anyway, I was being chased by the lasagna monster-which moved surprisingly fast for something made of noodles- throughout my apartment and my house (the background kept changing, I don't know why) until finally we caught it. I say we, because there were multiple people in my dream. I didn't recognize any of them, and they were all wearing lab coats. We pinned the monster to a cookie sheet, and then started to dissect it. But, it wouldn't die. We cut off its arm, and the pasta sauce/riccota/meat mixture you put in lasagna started to ooze out, but then the arm started to regrow. And all the time the beast was making this awful snarling sound.
That's when I woke up. It took me about half an hour to calm down and stop being scared. And then, I was like "What was that even about? Lasagna???"
What kind of weird dreams have you had? Bonus points if you can beat the lasagna monster.
Love and sparkles,
Kayla
I... I have nothing to compare to this.
ReplyDeleteWELL, I had a pretty awful dream for about two years. The same dream, pretty much. You know that grandfather clock in my house? In my dream, I would walk up to it at night, open the glass, and peer in. Tentacles would launch themselves at me, and I would be pulled through. On the other side was a gigantic real-life Ursula, the owner of those tentacles. I could never escape... I REALLY don't like The Little Mermaid anymore.
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