Pilot:
(Goes up to Panic’s trailer door)
Panic?
(knocks on door. Suddenly, music starts playing)
Do you wanna help me steal stuff?
C’mon, let’s go hold up a bank.
If you do we’ll be so glad we went
You’ll get fifty percent
So hey now, whaddya think?
We used to do this all the time
We’re partners in crime
I wish you would come outside!
Do you wanna help me steal stuff?
We don’t only have
to steal stuff
Panic:
Go away Pilot!
Pilot: Okay Bye!
(a little while later (most likely the next day))
Pilot:
(knocking)
Do you wanna help me steal stuff?
We’ll go and rob my brother blind!
And then We’ll prob’ly get caught by his wife
She’ll chase us with a knife
As we try to run away!
(no seriously, I think she wants me dead)
It’s kinda hard to carry,
All those bags of jewels,
When you are on your own!
(clink clank clink clank clink clank (scene of pilot trying
to run with jangling bags of treasure)
Do you wanna help me steal stuff?
(orchestral)
Pilot:
(knocking)
Panic?
Please, I know you’re in there,
I miss you more than I can bear.
Let’s go out on a thieving spree
And together we
Shall steal all the silverware!
Grand larceny’s more fun, you see,
When it’s you and me,
So here’s what I’m asking you:
Will you come and help me steal stuff?
Panic:
Pilot, it is four in the morning and I am trying to sleep!
Pilot:
Pilot, it is four in the morning and I am trying to sleep!
Pilot:
Is that a maybe?
You may all go back to your lives now.
Love and sparkles,
Kayla
P.S Just in case you are unsure as to how the tune to this goes, here:
P.S Just in case you are unsure as to how the tune to this goes, here:


